February 6th, 2008

pokemans

brace yourselves, Lucyfurr specOps comin' atcha

So I expected something like a cast with built-in stabilizing rods. What I got was a sexy hott-pink, top of the line, fancy-pants, loose-fitting, government-issue, doggy special Ops machine-core full-body explosion.

It's called the A-Trac Dynamic Brace (The Anti-Translational Cruciate Brace).

Wtf are THESE things? Seven loops in a row for fitting shotgun shells or attaching grenades?

Lucy looks like she's ready for her first secret mission into an underground strip club in the Kremlin...

She hates it.

She has to wear it for 3 months straight.

Here are 4000 words worth of pictures: