March 4th, 2008
|12:00 am - Join Us!!!|
I've got a new LJ feed to foist upon you all.
My friend Steve Saunders (Seattle native and Writer extraordinare) and I have begun a new Webcomic, this time with daily updates (for now). I can't promise that you'll like it, but I can promise that it exists.
We're just getting the gears greased up, but I feel the swing of things has swung enough to spread the word.
You can befriend our LJ presence here:
And check out archives, blogs, etc... at the Orcusville website.
Thanks for checking it out, and if you laugh, all the more!
-Josh and Lucy
February 24th, 2008
|07:27 pm - no pants?|
me: physician, heal thyself!!
Glitterus: does this mean I have to go to med school?
me: it means you already did
Glitterus: I should have gotten sick ages ago
me: you did
Glitterus: This whole thing is like deja vous with amnesia
February 17th, 2008
|04:25 am - oh|
So Lucy gets a teaspoon of glucocamine every night for her joints. But tonight I couldn't find the little serving spoon I usually give it to her in. I usually keep it in the same place every day, but it wasn't there...poor little lucy joints. I looked everywhere, in the drawers, on the counter, under the bed. I couldn't find it anywhere. I must've looked for 10 minutes, in every nook and hidey hole in the room, but no luck. And that's when I realized: there is no spoon.
February 15th, 2008
|11:48 am - valentines aftermath|
Michael: my internet went down last night, too!
Me: wow! must've been some night
Me: must've been the power of valentines love over the machines
Michael: too many lonely souls downloading porn
February 12th, 2008
|11:12 pm - philosophicization|
Tonight Mandy and I had a 2 hour IM argument about mind/body. It delved into an analysis of the nature of laughter, whether souls can exist independent of a body, and if that topic is even worth discussing. Turns out it is, because we had fun.
So anyway, we slog through a hundred ins-and-outs, and our ultimate conclusion at the end of the night was:
You Gotta love Philosophy.
just don't let it love you back. bad touch!
February 6th, 2008
|07:46 pm - brace yourselves, Lucyfurr specOps comin' atcha|
So I expected something like a cast with built-in stabilizing rods. What I got was a sexy hott-pink, top of the line, fancy-pants, loose-fitting, government-issue, doggy special Ops machine-core full-body explosion.
It's called the A-Trac Dynamic Brace (The Anti-Translational Cruciate Brace).
Wtf are THESE things? Seven loops in a row for fitting shotgun shells or attaching grenades?
Lucy looks like she's ready for her first secret mission into an underground strip club in the Kremlin...
She hates it.
She has to wear it for 3 months straight.
Here are 4000 words worth of pictures:
January 22nd, 2008
|09:25 pm - ok, seriously|
New Litmus test for what really matters:
Suppose there is a super-advanced Alien civilization out there, and they have developed a means of traveling hundreds of thousands of light years to reach us.
They arrive and contact all mankind. What do you think is the most likely piece of socio-political advice they will give us to help save society?
a) Keep the gays from marrying each other.
b) For the love of God and all the little creatures, do NOT use dead fetuses to research medical breakthroughs. Bury them so they can go to heaven.
c) Allow kids to pray in school. That's where God keeps his microphones.
d) NEVER EVER burn your flapping symbol of national egoism that continues to keep you securely convinced that you're better than everyone else.
e) Find out exactly what God's REAL name is so that letters to him do not get lost in the Galactic Postal System
f) Try to overcome your differences and work together to fight the problems that threaten your natural resources, ecosystem, and survival
Sorry I don't have polls anymore. This will have to do.
January 14th, 2008
|10:26 pm - update|
i made katie pregnant
January 11th, 2008
|04:46 pm - Lucy leg|
So the other day Lucy and I were heading home from the hills and she suddenly started limping.
She won't put weight down on her left rear leg.
Today we went to the vet and they think she has "Cruciate Ligament Rupture". We'll see how she does this week. Options involve surgery and a Knee-brace. Both are pricey.
Any wonderful advice from the doglovers of america?
Maybe this is what she's been worried about all these years.
Current Mood: worried
January 7th, 2008
|08:46 pm - Publication Announcement (for really reals!)|
Apologies to those of you who've already seen this 900 times. Them's the perils of having accounts all over the Internets...
It's been a wild two years for Fiction Clemens. As if it weren't enough of a hassle just trying to stay alive, he's floated from convention to convention, in and out of the hands of publishers, and endured dreaded schedule problems. But this is the real deal.
Fiction Clemens Issue 1 will be released in May, 2008 through the combined efforts of SpaceDog and Ape Entertainment, a stellar Independent Comic Book publisher, whose titles sometimes involve cowboys and other times involve aliens and conspiracies (and are soon to involve all three). It feels like Fic has found his perfect home.
The first issue will be showing up in Diamond Previews this March, so be sure to demand your local comic shop puts in their order. The second issue will come out in June, and the third in July. All three books will be on shelves in time for this year's San Diego Comic Convention.
I want to thank everyone who has stuck with me through this bumpy ride, especially those of you who bought characters and have had to endure setbacks waiting for Fic's release. A special thanks to Lauren Perry, Christian Beranek, and various members of the Silent Devil crew who opened the doors of Comicdom, and helped me learn the ropes.
More info will be forthcoming over the next few months as Fic moves forward (and a few other irons in the fire are coming to fruition as well).
So long fer now. Yup.